наивный слэшер ^^ (c) Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after (c)
Кому интересен перевод - обращайтесь ![:)](http://static.diary.ru/picture/3.gif)
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
- Almonds are members of the peach family.
- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
- 'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
- Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.
- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
- What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All were invented by women.
- The first word spoken on the moon was 'Okay'.
- Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.
AND FINALLY...![:eyebrow:](http://static.diary.ru/picture/620531.gif)
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow !!!!
What about you? ^^
![:)](http://static.diary.ru/picture/3.gif)
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
- Almonds are members of the peach family.
- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
- 'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
- Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.
- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
- What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All were invented by women.
- The first word spoken on the moon was 'Okay'.
- Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.
AND FINALLY...
![:eyebrow:](http://static.diary.ru/picture/620531.gif)
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow !!!!
![:lol:](http://static.diary.ru/picture/1135.gif)
What about you? ^^
2. А что, к этим словам правда рифмы нет? Странно =_="
3. Локоть лизать не пытался, зато вспомнил баш ))))))))
Ммм.... готова посоревноваться
1. Но он не портится, как все остальные продукты.
2. Не знаю, не искала
3. а что баш по этому поводу пишет?
1. Ну, не тухнет, да )
2. ну, полной рифмы, может, и нет, но фонетической на последний слог, думаю, полно.
3. Ну, там у чавака был перелом ) И он до того, как ему вправили, успел ))))))
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2. о, слушай, если найдешь - свиснешь?
3.
Ну, orange-strange как минимум. Разве что ударения в разные места, только кому это когда мешало?
Я тоже люблю баш, поржал изрядно )))
А рифма... хм, может, что для нас рифма - для них нет? Ну, навскидку month-moth...
Граф Кострабан де Столегро
Не попытался полизать, потому что до этого уже несколько раз пробовал